twirl and swirl

Waking up early is not really an ideal way to kickstart my day, ever since I was a wee toddler. You will probably think with all that years spent waking up in the morning for schools and classes, by now I should be able to wake up as early as 6 a.m. I guess my mom had a couple of tricks up her sleeves because somehow she managed to pull me off bed, bathed me, clothed me and sent me off too school with me still very much in my slumber. Most of the time, I only realised that I was awake when I was already in my school compound. Even now, every now and then, I'd be on an auto-cruise mode. Tiba-tiba dah sampai ofis; bila bangun, bila mandi and jalan mana ikut gi ofis pun tak perasan.

But seriously, I have no freaking idea why I can't bring myself up that early. Tried it and failed miserably at it.

If Mr.Snots let me sleep in by not calling me too early in the morning just to spite me (smses tak jalan) during the weekend, my body alarm will automatically wake me up at 10a.m.

This brings me to the next section in this crappy post; so every day for the past 7 years of my working life, I have been deprived of sleep for hmm, let me calculate.


Bangun tido at 7 the latest, so 10 -7 = 3 hours

3 (deprived hours of sleep/day) x 260 (working days/year) x 7 (years)
= 5460 deprived hours of sleep.

From the calculation above, we can see that it is only fair that tuan punya badan, should be compensated with 5460/24 = 227.5 days of leave for this 7 years that she has been slaving around working for this company.

With that much leave days in hand, I think I want to pack my bag and hmmm go travelling. The cheapest way of course; backpacking and stuff.

Why am I talking about this again? Owh yeah, I was just wondering what should or will I do if I was given a year off because my friend has just started working after being in sabatical leave for a year.

Since taking a sabatical is akin to killing your career in Meleisia, so verangans lah. At least until I manage to devise an ingenious plan on how to trick your company in giving you your deserving sabatical leave.

Imagination. Berangan. Tada salahnya.

But ntah-ntah a year off work in this office, will cause me to pile up on side projects pulak. Or silap-silap take up knitting, or sewing.

One thing for sure, I will replace balik all the missing hours of my ensem sleep.